you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
A moment of silence for all the times we drew people with arms behind their back to avoid having to draw the hands.
Met Ball. Jennifer Lawrence photobombs Sarah Jessica Parker.
The. best. thing. ever.
people who say supper instead of dinner are sooo ugly
Story of my life
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”