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(Source: theamericankid)
you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
(Source: poisonparadise)
A moment of silence for all the times we drew people with arms behind their back to avoid having to draw the hands.
(Source: shibaconfessions)
Met Ball. Jennifer Lawrence photobombs Sarah Jessica Parker.
The. best. thing. ever.
God bless
people who say supper instead of dinner are sooo ugly
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
When people tell me that’s inappropriate I just say fuck that noise and befriend my teachers anyway. Teachers love me.
Story of my life
walk up into the club like what up i got a big cock
you are a 16 year old girl
and your point is?????
please stop reblogging this it was a bad idea
(Source: nipplelesscage)
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
(Source: cantankerouscrab)
Today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
(Source: the-vashta-nerada)
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
